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From Adweek.Grey remakes Coke's Classic Super Bowl Ad for P&G's Downy"Procter & Gamble won’t be advertising in the Super Bowl this year, but the event has inspired an homage to a classic big game ad.Grey’s 'Stinky' for P&G’s Downy Unstopables remakes the 'Mean Joe Greene' Coca-Cola spot that aired during Super Bowl XIV in 1980.The player remains the same—retired Pittsburgh Steelers star

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Sadly, there were no donations from Hugh Drack, Herb Eaverstinx, Dixon Sider or Don Keedix.Donors To Stephen Colbert Super PAC Include Frumunda Mabalz and Ibin Yerkinoff, Records ShowJanuary 31, 2012--In announcing that his super PAC has raised more than $1 million, Stephen Colbert today filed a report with the Federal Election Commission identifying his donors and the amount of money they gave

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Can you dig it?

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And you thought "Shear Beauty" was bad.Where it's every stylist for himselfDoes that cost extra?How long will this take?Huh? As in, fried?A classicNow I'm going to apply some warm lemon conditionerFor men. By men.For the balding-old-man-in-a-beanie lookHuh?Oooh girl, who did that to your hair?Come get whacked!Where hair goes to die.UghAnd one awesome name

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F*ckin' clowns.Sources: Buzzfeed, ThisIsPhotobomb.com, Photobomber.org

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Just watch. It's cool.

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You wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't pointed it out.

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Oh stewardess? I speak jive.

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From Rachael and the Tumblr blog, Gifolas Cage.More here.

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Happy Friday!Very cool: new movies, old style posters. (Behance)12 guys not to date in 2012 (The Frisky)The 20 worst parents of 2011 will piss you off. (Ranker)Forgotten colognes and after-shaves of yesteryear (Art Of Manliness)Turn unwanted gifts from old flames into cold hard cash. (Never Liked It Anyway)7 reasons you won't survive a high-speed chase with the cops. (AskMen)Hitchcock movie

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Whoa. Someone ate the brown acid.

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File under humping and pooping.The original: Crasher SquirrelForeshadowingGood thing they put the arrow in there."I might be in the wrong room."And a classic video photobomb...More great moments in photobombing:Photobombers 1Photobombers 2 (NSFW)

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Good god, where's a trap door when you need one?

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You wanna die?From The Smoking Gun.Cops Collar "Bambam" The Testicle AttackerJANUARY 19--Meet Savannah “Bambam” Rios, accused testicle puncher.The Utah woman, 24, is facing several felony charges--kidnapping, robbery, sexual abuse--after a bizarre attack last week on a man she recently dated.Rios, pictured in the mug shot above, allegedly confronted the man last Wednesday after he accused her of

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Drinking problem? He's a goddamn entrepreneur.

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These are good but I've seen this good or better from our many friends on the LOTD Facebook page.

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Cowabunga! I wonder if any idiots went down there.

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I laughed. From Carolyn.

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Ha ha, dimed out by your own kid. From The Smoking Gun.Four-Year-Old North Dakota Girl Has Not Received The “Stop Snitching” MemoJanuary 23, 2012After North Dakota cops pulled over a vehicle and recognized the strong odor of pot, the driver’s four-year-old daughter gave officers the lowdown on the ownership of drug paraphernalia found in the car."That’s mommy’s," the girl said in reference to a

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From The Daily Beast.Fledgling indie chanteuse Lana Del Rey has been slammed by music critics, listeners, and certain NBC news anchors for her abysmal performance on Saturday Night Live. Some have even gone so far as to call Del Rey the worst performer in SNL history. But The Daily Beast puts things in perspective. From Ashlee Simpson’s lip-synced hoedown to punk band Fear’s on-stage riot, watch

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I like this list because it includes movies you don't usually see on these kinds of lists. From Moviefone.com.24. Desperado (1995)Few Americans knew Mexican soap star Salma Hayek before Robert Rodriguez cast her as a bookstore owner who helps a mariachi (Antonio Banderas) avenge the death of his wife. But no one could deny Hayek's ample talents (or bosoms) after the sexy, candlelit romp she

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1979, actually, but it smells like the 80s. A long-distance dedication to today's mugshot lady, wherever she may be.

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I wish she had maced him right there on the rink.

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Photo not related. To anything.More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.

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Luck 1, Darwin 0.

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I once got one that said, "No."At least I'm not emotional.Welcome to El Paso.Yes, please walk all over me.

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It's got a good beat and you can dance to it. I give it a 92.

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Highbrow as ever here at LOTD with this fun list from Suzanne.He who observed it served it.He who detected it ejected it.Whoever rhymed it crimed it.Whoever spoke last set off the blast.Whoever smelt it dealt it.Whoever denied it supplied it.The one who speaks is the one who reeks.The smeller's the feller.He who inculpated promulgated.The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere

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My favorite song on an album filled with great songs.

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I wonder if he suffered from gunstipation? Thank you, I'm here all week. (Story from The Smoking Gun.)Cops Believe North Carolina Inmate Hid 10-Inch Revolver In His RectumA man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into

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My favorite song. From Rachael.Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

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I still prefer the Lebowski/He-Man mash-up, but this works, too.

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From Best Week Ever."EVERYTHING IS AMAZING!" CATLAMB CHOPPERNOSY HYPOCHONDRIAC LLAMADONALD TRUMP CHIHUAHUA"You're fired."MOVIE CRITIC CAT"What a load of shite. I could be home reading Chekhov."STONED BABY ELEPHANTPUG-SLIPPERED PUG"No, no, I get it. It's just not funny."GOOSE IN BIRKENSTOCKSHUGGY SLOTHBFFs"You're my boy, Blue!"SLOW DANCETRAIN CONDUCTOR PENGUIN"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" LLAMASCOOTER

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Or maybe you do. To each her own.From Popcrunch, who are much pickier than I am. Their list, their (not great) copy.BOLT-ONS (aka Frankentits)Nothing could be more terrifying than a hideous pair of bolt-ons suddenly appearing in your face as you’re minding your own business at the local 80′s night — except maybe seeing them at an awards show. One thing’s for certain here; while it’s true

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Whatcha got?

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Remember this guy? I thought he would be quickly forgotten. I was wrong, and I'm glad.

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From Buzzfeed.See them all at Buzzfeed.

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Better than yesterday's Bond video.

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Only in America. From Complex.Man Killed In Train Crash Being Sued By Woman Who Was Hit By His Flying Body Parts A 58-year-old woman in Chicago is suing a man who was hit by a train and killed in 2008 because, upon impact, a part of his body flew across the platform and injured her.We repeat: She is suing a man who was killed after being hit by a

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Meh. I've seen (and done) a lot of Bond promotion over the years, and this underwhelms me. Too much Daniel Craig, too many newer clips, too many throwaway shots. No Pussy Galore. No Red Grant. No Jill Masterson. No Blofeld. No Rosa Klebb. No Oddjob. No Jaws. No Baron Samedi. No Q, M or Moneypenny. Weird sound bite choices: "How much time do we have? Thirty seconds" SFW? But no place in the spot

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As usual, the nastiest ones are the best ones. From Terri and Buzzfeed.See them all at Buzzfeed.

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If any song ever screamed "fat disco version," this is it. Another fine moment from "Stairway To Stahdom," courtesy of Christian P.

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Cows: not very bright. The last sentence in the article is my favorite.From NBC Action News and T-Nova.Cow escapes from Blue Springs meat market, winds up at Sonic restaurantBLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - A cow awaiting processing at a Blue Springs meat market briefly delayed his fate Sunday by escaping over a fence and wandering around fast food parking lots.Blue Springs Police dispatchers say the cow was

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I did seven on my Facebook page and missed some good ones, so I must make it 11. These are in no particular order other than Raising Arizona at number one."You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?""Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.""That John Denver's full of shit, man.""What's a-happenin', hot stuff?""I was told that I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.""And I

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I saw some of this on TV late last night and laughed so hard I woke up my child. Can't wait to watch the whole thing.YogurtJury DutyTattoos

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They forgot three: my daughter's bathroom, my mother-in-law's dinner table, and Whoopi Goldberg's underpants.From US News.The Paris CatacombsSixty feet beneath the city of Paris, France you'll find the Paris Catacombs, an underground crypt said to contain the exhumed remains of an estimated six million Parisians. Yes, exhumed: when the city became overpopulated by dead bodies, the government

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Rock on, ya big brilliant dork!

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Bring out the gimp!"Morphsuits are perfect for any party, stag or festival. Breathe, see and even drink through them. Available in original, patterns, Halloween or flags."I like these:THE LEOPARDGrrrr! Untamed. Dangerous. Sexy.CHECKERBOYRight out of an 80s music video!THE ELFCurly-toe shoes sold separately!More here.

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Ah, 1938, when men were men and women were solely responsible for the success or failure of the date.From Alligator Sunglasses.If you don't need a brassiere, go upstairs and do your homework."...even if you are."No, when a man dances he wants to die."Thaaaat's it...drink up now heh heh.""Did Madame provide last Friday's gentleman with some copulative recompense for her evening? I have 300 bucks

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Aw.

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Police are still looking for his accomplices, Whop Bop-A-Loo-Bop A Whop Bam-Boo and Shama-Lama Ding-Dong.From Jill Fox and KARE-11.Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-Back In JailMADISON, Wis. - A Madison man with an unusual name is in jail after police said he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law.Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged

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But we knew this already. From Buzzfeed and Rich Girl Red.See more at Buzzfeed.

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Helicopter?

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Now go kick some ass. When you get hungry, you're covered there, too.

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It goes on too long but there's some great stuff here.

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As seen on our Stuff My Kid Says Facebook page (join us!). As not seen on my Stuff My Kiki Says Twitter page because Twitter only allows like 20 characters (160, actually, but feels like 20).Earlier this week my daughter came home with one of those paper cube things girls in school used to make to tell your fortune by asking you questions and flit-flit-flitting the thing back and forth with

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From Cyndi, Sarah B., Evil Twin, Lefty and Janis.

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His last words: "Hey, this looks like a good house to rob."From ABC News.Okla. Woman Shoots, Kills Intruder: 911 Operators Say It's OK to ShootA young Oklahoma mother shot and killed an intruder to protect her 3-month-old baby on New Year's Eve, less than a week after the baby's father died of cancer.Sarah McKinley says that a week earlier a man named Justin Martin dropped by on the day of her

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From Mental Floss.Here are some of our favorite words that appeared in Mental Floss stories in 2011. Some are foreign words. Others come from medical dictionaries. And there’s a surprising amount of hobo slang. Have fun working these into conversation in 2012.Kummerspeck(German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.Paper-bellyA person unable to drink liquor

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Ouch. And not faked, according to UCLA.Men: don't do this. It's dumb and women hate it.

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You will be ass-imilated.

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Happy New Year, bitches! LOTD will resume normal posting next week. Have fun and be safe!

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A great list from HappyPlace. Here are a few of my favorites. For those of you who don't twitt, RT means retweet, a way to share and reply to posts.See the rest at HappyPlace.

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If rockers did kids' songs. A classic from comedian Jim Breuer, and some spot-on impersonations.

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From Did I Ever Tell You About The Time..., a UK-based blog where people detail random encounters with recording artists.LOU REED GLARED AT ME IN AN AIRPORTLou Reed was standing right in front of me at the security check-in queue on my way to Berlin. When I realized it was him, I blurted out loud: “No way, it’s Lou Fucking Reed!” He overheard that, turned around and glared at me. I felt really

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I think I would have spoken up sooner.Best YouTube comments:"Oh, sorry man... uh, my bad, I didn't realize this was a private tree I uh... I'll just go...yeah, sorry I ...man this is awkward.""Socially awkward bear cannot handle verbal confrontation.""I..i was just coming to give you a hug........ FINES I WILL LEAVES YOU ALONE!!!"

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From Maxim, College Humor and more.OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELLDarth balloonDarth-o-LanternDarth lampDarthbucksDarth toastDarthgoyleDarth coffee mugDarth TaterDarthigamiYou have fried me for the last timeDisco DarthDO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUCK SIDEMcVaderDarth after dark

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From Sheri and Buzzfeed.ButtsDon't ask.BoobJersey ShoreArmy fetus w/gun"I hope these are new socks!"Poop"Dad! Jesus got stuck in the chimney again!"Zombie mistle-toeSanta's coming!Crazy scary man-babySee the rest at Buzzfeed.

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Oh my. God bless you, Anonymous, for this. For those who missed the comment in the other thread, Anonymous says: "It's from a local gospel music show in Knoxville, TN (think MTV for old folks). The Mulls were a radio staple across the Southeast for a long, long time. Preacher Mull passed away a few years ago, but the TV show (which is 50-ish years running) still goes on with his widow and

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List and copy from FilmSchoolRejects.com.For every It’s a Wonderful Life, there’s a crapstorm of a film to balance it out. 10. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Hard to believe, because it sounds so good. 9. The Nativity Story (2006) We can just imagine the pitch meeting in Hollywood. Some lunkhead producer yelled, “The Passion of the Christ made more than $300 million! What else can

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Poor Merna. She must have lost a bet. I would have insisted on wearing a bag over my head, though.Best YouTube comments:"This is why black people made their own churches.""Take two. But this time, tone down the enthusiasm.""This is why young girls develop psychokinetic powers and go off and start fires. ""Can I get this on iTunes?"From Woodwoman.

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Damn, girl, you brave. I wish I lived there so I could follow this beyotch around with a video camera and catch her ass being smote, 'cause you know it's coming.Cops Arrest Virginia Woman, 25, For Stealing Baby Jesus From Nativity SceneDecember 21, 2011Police this morning arrested a 25-year-old Virginia woman for the theft last week of Baby Jesus.Amanda Crelia was charged with grand larceny for

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Oh hell yes.

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It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't rerun this one. A lot of these are from Cavalcade of Bad Nativities.Mr. Bill Nativity. Oh nooooooooooooo!O Little Village Of The Damned...Owl Nativity. Hooo, hooo, whoooose child is this?Nativity At The Grand Ol' OpryNativity S'moresKing Herod's always after me Lucky Charms!The Jesus In The Plastic BubbleThe Nativity Egg Timer. Counting down the minutes to

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This cocaine tastes like shit!From Venomous Kate and WYFF4.Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Rear End, Dies Dec. 20, 2011A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had

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From Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC.

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From Mental Floss.IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFEThe gym floor that opens up to reveal a swimming pool was real and was located at Beverly Hills High School in Los Angeles.The movie received the “honor” of getting its own FBI file in 1947, when an analyst submitted the idea that the film was an obvious attempt to discredit bankers, a “common trick used by Communists.”Among other people, the notoriously

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From DRSJF.No Hulu? See it on NBC.com.

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Thoughts? Do desperate times justify desperate measures? Or is this just another way to make a living, no better or worse than any other?From ABC News.Moms Turn to Phone Sex Business for Incomeby Mary Pflum 12/19/11A typical day for 45-year-old Star includes walking the dog, straightening her 8-year-old son's room and running a load of laundry.It also includes stepping into her home office to

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He gets excited when you tickle him. REALLY excited.Best YouTube comment: "What if a girl decides to feed him milk?"

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Look at Kim Jong-il looking at things. From the Tumblr blog called Kim Jong-il Looking At Things. And Kate Stransky.Looking at a turbineLooking at a computer mouseLooking at girlsLooking at linen threadsLooking at snowflakesLooking at a mapLooking at butter cookiesLooking at potteryLooking at canned tomatoesSee more pictures of at Kim Jong-il looking at things at Kim Jong-il Looking At Things.

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Lame Pun Raccoon thanks you for your time.

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People are weird. My favorite is the goth kids.Many thanks to Simon, Amanda, Janis, Cyndi, Kim, Steve, Karen, Blong, Larry, Lindsey and Melanie for these.This isn't your dad's spoo-n-poo party. Wait--yes it is.From L to R: playing Angry Birds, checking his fantasy football stats, texting her online boyfriend, watching the Erin Andrews hotel room video for the 87th time.Now that we have your

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He's almost too good.

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Wow, that's embarrassing. Link from Amanda.

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Ah, beautiful Bondi. This is cool. The great whites love it too, I bet. Easier to spot prey.

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From DRSJF.

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From Amy M. and TrèsSugar.In the head?Only weird boys played with trains in their underwear.It must be some kind of anti-erection device.COOOOL! Can we got out and shoot people now? PLEASE?!See more here.

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Man. I laughed, but some of these kids need to be taken out to the woodshed. Don't miss the ending.From DRSJF and ABC.

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From Keith and Daily Mail (UK).'You hide my family jewels and I'll hurt yours': Wife arrested for holding on to husband's testicles for two minutes after he hid her $15k ringBy Rachel Quigley (7 Dec 2011)Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and a woman scorned knows the best place to hurt a man is in his pants.At least that's how Maryann Scott, 49, from Vero Beach, Miami, got her revenge on her

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Fail, my ass. That's a double win right there.Is it cold in here?

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You suck at teh Christmas.Category 1: Next Year, Don't Even Bother2) You Missed A SpotThe rooftop nativity is a nice touchSyprograph ChristmasAnd they put their name on it3) Huh?Frosty The SnowheadPease on erthSanta bagged an 8-point buck and two Mickeys at this year's huntTen bucks says LouisianaI didn't realize Bethlehem was near the North PoleGrinch GoatseThe final countdownSo many kids were

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The holidays aren't complete without this ode to shitty gifts and how we react to them.

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best of craigslist > vancouver, BC >Christmas is Tight This Year Date: 2008-12-19, 6:24PM PST My dear friends,Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year.I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.How

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It's not that I wouldn't LOVE to hear a live 27-minute version of "Nights In White Satin," it's just that my ascot drawer really needs organizing and I've already put it off for years.Nah, I keed, I keed. They're aight. They've been around for 100 years so you gotta give them props for that. I like a few of their songs. This isn't one of them, but I'm posting it because the singer's hair is

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George Carlin1937-2008Euphemisms for fornication, compiled by comedian George Carlin. If you write letters to Penthouse, here's a gold mine for ya. Got any to add?afternoon delightballbaloney ride bananas and creambang beef injectionbelly ride beltblanket drillblow off the loose cornsboard boffboinkbone borebreakfast of championsbump furbump ugliesbury your

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Capt. Steve Rogers of American Airlines explains the company's decision to remove Alec Baldwin from a flight last week, and why they were wrong.

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And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for his meddling undead mother.From Yahoo!Man prints fake obituary of own mom to get day off workA 45-year-old Pennsylvania man has been charged with a crime after publishing a fake obituary of his own mother in order to get time off work.It sounds like the sort of unfeeling stunt worthy of "Seinfeld" character George Costanza, but Scott

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Yahtzee!Never saw the first one? Look here.NSFW!

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A tribute to doing it wrong.

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