Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Funny Sign Burnouts Of The Day

Bad for them, good for us. Thanks for the idea, Ginni D.

No thanks, the one I have works just fine.

Every bottle is a party!

Holla!

You thought they lived at the North Pole all year?

Reminds me of someone I knew in college.

Go barefoot in the snow and you'll find out.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Truth in advertising.

It only hurts for a second.

Target: "Yo, not much, just being awesome as usual."

Competitor of the Ho Depot.

Jesus?

Translation: We sell laxatives.

News: Fart Accusation Sparks Fight At Staten Island High School

Fart Accusation Sparks Fight At Staten Island High School

She who smelt it allegedly dealt a beating.

A 15-year-old boy at a high school in Staten Island, New York received eight stitches after a 17-year-old girl allegedly beat him with a metal stool. The row between the students exploded Monday after the girl accused the boy of farting on her, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reported.

After hitting the boy with the stool, the female student allegedly beat him on the head with her fist 10 to 15 times, the Staten Island Advance reported.

The Huffington Post is not naming the students because they are minors. The incident occurred at the Pleasant Plains school, which serves teens with special needs and disabilities, according to authorities.

The 17-year-old student faces felony and misdemeanor assault charges. She is scheduled to appear in court Feb. 25.

(source)

Epic Rap Battle Of The Day: Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the Clown.



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