Wednesday, March 18, 2015

News: Huge Foul Dump Makes British Airways Jet Return To Airport

That must have been one seriously nasty dump. Thanks, RachRiot.
Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless.

Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.

Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.

Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways") also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.

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2 comments:

  1. One time I ate some homemade cheese someone from UAE gave me, so I can totally understand this happening.

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  2. There's a link to FML Stories in the "You might also like:" section after this post. I'm thinking whoever befouled this plane should send his story in to them. Or maybe the Tory councillor should! :D

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