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BUY MY VAGINA JACKET -- BARELY USED
You've seen them 'round town.
Black, quilted, coveted, down-filled Mackage-brand parkas with a distinctive "Asian raccoon" tail that envelops the nape of the neck and intersects in an overlapping V of soft "ecological fur" just shy of the breast bone.
Sexy and sexual, my friend Hendrik aptly dubbed this the "vagina jacket".
Not only does the vagina jacket actually look like an unshaven vagina birthing your head to the cold!
But like the actual vagina, the vagina jacket also keeps you feeling warm and safe, like you're still partially immersed in the womb of summer.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to feel reborn.
Details: black ladies size Small. It's crotch-length, of course!
Cost: Retails new from $500-900. I'd love $200, but try me. Put the Ohhhhhh in OBO!
All proceeds from this sale will go towards getting me as far away from winter as possible.