Monday, February 23, 2015

News: Naked Woman Stops Traffic, Masturbates For Horrified Onlookers

Florida. Naturally.
Naked Woman Stops Traffic, Masturbates For Horrified Onlookers

31-year-old Amie Carter took a bunch of unknown drugs and/or alcohol and strolled naked down an Orlando street until she faced off with a couple driving a Lexus. That's when her sense of self-romance struck and she began to masturbate, much to the horror of the of those inside the luxury vehicle, as well as those now stuck in traffic behind it.

After she "finished," she climbed onto the hood of the Lexus, stomped on the roof, and then threw her cell phone at the car behind her.

When cops arrived on the scene, it was easy to finger the culprit: they found Carter totally nude. In the police report, officers wrote that "Carter appeared to be under the influence [of] a heavy unknown substance."

They also wrote that "she appeared in an altered mental state, displaying extremely irrational and volatile behavior."

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4 comments:

  1. To the cop who arrested her, "But officer, this is where my GPS told me to get off..."

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  2. "When cops arrived on the scene, it was easy to finger the culprit"

    Yeah it was!

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