No thanks, the one I have works just fine.
Every bottle is a party!
You thought they lived at the North Pole all year?
Reminds me of someone I knew in college.
Go barefoot in the snow and you'll find out.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Truth in advertising.
It only hurts for a second.
Target: "Yo, not much, just being awesome as usual."
Competitor of the Ho Depot.
Translation: We sell laxatives.