Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Let's F**king Frisbee!

best of craigslist > chattanooga

LET'S FUCKING FRISBEE

No frisbee golf, no ultimate. Don't care what race or gender you are. Not trying to jack off or fuck anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you, and you throw it back. I don't care if you're any good. Let's just try this shit. Yes, I am awesome at frisbee throwing and catching (especially for a man of my portly stature), but don't let that intimidate you. Embrace my awesome. Have a drink from my flask. Let's do this shit.



Bad Children's Books Of The Day

Finally, some I've never seen before. From Bob Staake.




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News: Drunken Trombone-Playing Clown Fires Gun From Garage, Police Say

Just another day in Michigan. From John T.
Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage, police say

GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, MI -- Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.

Grand Traverse County sheriff's deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage.

The man, described as intoxicated (ya think?!), was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun.

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