Thursday, August 7, 2014

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News: 92-Year-Old Woman Who Fled Scene Of Hit-And-Run Because She Had Diarrhea Sentenced To Probation

From ID. Link from Amber Gilpatrick, who said, "Hit...and runs!" Ha!
92-Year-Old Woman Who Fled Scene Of Hit-And-Run Because She Had Diarrhea Sentenced To 18 Months Probation

A 92-year-old woman who fled the scene of a hit-and-run accident back in February was sentenced to 18 months probation this week.

Persis Draper of Oro Valley, Arizona, hit pedestrian Dori Stolmaker, while she was walking in a crosswalk. After striking Stolmaker from behind and “[flipping] her around like a rag doll,” the nonagenarian sped off in her Lincoln Town Car.

Her reason?

Draper claims a bad case of diarrhea caused her to flee the scene of the accident. Once she had successfully made it to the toilet, she allegedly took a sleeping pill and knocked out until she awoke to the sound of police knocking on her door.

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