I feel sorry for that cat! :-D
The "got your balls" one reminded me of an old joke:A local golfer challenged a golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the guy, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas'." The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back from the 18th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the guy $100. "What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, that jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my crotch and yelled 'Gotcha!""Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"
I would really like to understand the motivations of some the the "artists". For instance, what was the creator of the giant Vagina thinking. Is that what they intended it to look like? Did this person really set out to sculpt a 12' vagina? Why?