Thursday, November 13, 2014

Great Moments In Infomercial Overacting Of The Day

And the Emmy goes to... nobody.

Why do you hate me, God?

Oh yeah... that's it... don't stop...

WTF was that? Did she sit on a nail?



Oh shit, a pube!


WHAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG!




OH! Is THAT what hammers do?

No! Not the-- not the SUN!



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8 comments:

  1. I hope with all my being that I can be an infomercial actor in my next life. I would rock this.

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  2. That could be me with the Saran Wrap.

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  3. Off topic: Mug Shot OTD...is that Harry of Harry and the Hendersons?

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    1. I'm pretty sure it's one of the witches from Macbeth.

      "What are these
      So wither'd and so wild in their attire,
      That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
      And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught
      That man may question?"

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  4. I love the captions. :D hahaha!

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  5. Captions FTW! The measuring tape one is totally real, BTW. I've enacted that several times during my recent move.

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  6. Since when was removing a ballet flat a two-person job?

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  7. The one where the woman is removing spices from her cupboard? That has happened to me. AND I chipped my brand new stovetop while doing it too. FML.

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