Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Gift Idea Of The Day: Anonymous Sh*t Delivery

Let someone know how you really feel with a gift that keeps on stinking: horse shit.
From Incredible Things:
"Hate someone so much you’d pay money to have poop delivered to them in the mail? You need to do some yoga, drink some tea, and zen the F out, bro! That is real unhealthy. That said, there is a company who will do your bidding for you. It’s called Sh*t Express and for $17 they’ll deliver a plastic container of horse doodie to your worst enemy with the following message:

I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF. SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED. YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON."

Well, that's a nice note, but too nice. If I went to the time and expense of sending horse dung to someone, the only note I would want to include would read "EAT THIS, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF."


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3 comments:

  1. The pretty pink box is a nice touch. Might as well keep it classy. :D

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  2. Sign. Me. Up. One question though, can they put it in a paper bag and light it on fire before they drop it off?

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  3. I once mailed an ex boyfriend a small box of dog shit, anonymously. Wasn't speaking to him at the time so I don't know what he thought of the little gift. I like this idea much better though, those horses drop much bigger deuces than my dad's dog did.

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