These are so funny. What kids lack in tact, they make up for with their honesty and earnestness. The one about the kid with diarrhea at camp cracked me up. The fact that he (or she) ate 23 push pops might have something to do with the diarrhea. :D
I love the juxtaposition of the MSOTD with the first note. She looks like she's just read it and is thinking "uh huh, sure you didn't, kid. My momma didn't raise no dummy!"
"I tried to feel sorry but I don't" - I'm totally using that line in the future
The note on the juice - dying!