Monday, November 10, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Bullsh*t European Baby Scooter Made Of Wood And Smugness

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For Sale: Bullshit European Baby Scooter Made of Wood and Smugness

Do you dream of your perfect European child scooting across your hardwood floors, waving "hullo mama!" as you relax in your POÄNG chair?

Then this is the bullshit European baby scooter made of wood and smugness for you.

Our child, a failure in our eyes, did not like it. She looked great posing on it though. So it's perfect for posting #Instabrags.

But then she would notice the oh-so-fucking-Wes-Andersony wobbly antennae on the front, lean forward, and plam!

So it does make a great wobbly antennae toy. And while your kid bats at them like Ralph Wiggums as the other kids scoot around on their plastic Walmart deathmobiles, you can console yourself knowing at least your scooter looks like a hipster footstool from Urban Outfitters.


Also have the box.

keywords: Wheely Bug, bullshit, wooden, European, last minute, baby shower, gift, superior, hipster, cruel, parents.

1 comment:

  1. "Our child, a failure in our eyes, did not like it." Hahaha! In my experience, I've noticed that most things made out of smugness don't live up to expectations. :D



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