Tuesday, September 16, 2014

News: Police Tell Man To Stop Telling Blonde Jokes To Random Pedestrians

Yeah, shut yer hole, bud. The world has enough shitty comedians.
Police Tell Man to Stop Telling Blonde Jokes to Pedestrians

A local man who was in the habit of stopping his car to tell blonde jokes to random women as they walked or jogged down the street has been told to lay off and find another venue for his comedy act.

Though the jokes weren’t sexual in nature, police said, the women who reported the incidents said they felt uncomfortable every time he drove up in his car and stopped to tell them blonde jokes.

On Sept. 6, North Kingstown police took reports from two North Kingstown women who said they first encountered the man in July. He was driving a grey Chrysler and stopped along side the women, both blonde, and told them he wanted to tell them a joke.

He told the joke and then left when they started walking away, police said.

The women said they’ve run into the same person several times since them and he continues to stop to tell them jokes. And they weren’t laughing, for a number of reasons.

“They both stated he tries to tell them the same jokes,” according to a police report.

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2 comments:

  1. So bizarre. Sounds like the old guy has some problems. I guess it's better that he is brandishing puns instead of guns.

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  2. "The man could be arrested if he continued telling jokes and he reportedly said he understood and would stop." I bet the story would be different if the jokes were funnier. We all know he's home practicing his delivery, right?

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