Good to know they have cell service in Hell, even if it is AT&T.
Priest Receiving Text Messages From Demon He Failed To Exorcise
Seen here looking suspiciously like a sadder, older Hoggle from Labyrinth, Polish priest Marian Rajchel claims he's started receiving text messages from the demon he failed to exorcise from a young woman.
No word if the demon is just taking advantage of Marian's pay-per-text plan.
Father Rajchel claims that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.
"Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are being used like this," says Rajchel. "However, in this case it is clear."
One of the text messages, the Austrian Times reported, read: "She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die."
Rajchel replied, and was then sent another message in return: "Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."