Thursday, August 14, 2014

News Of The Day: Woman Poops In Front Of Walgreen's After Being Accused Of Shoplifting

On the corner of "Fuck!" and "What's that smell?"
Ohio Woman Poops In Front Of Walgreen's After Being Accused Of Shoplifting

SOUTH EUCLID , Ohio, July 31 (UPI) -- An Ohio woman who found herself in a crappy situation allegedly responded by turning it into an even bigger mess.

A store manager followed Sandra Thomas into the parking lot of a South Euclid Walgreens after he allegedly saw her place items in a shopping bag and then leave without paying.

When the manager asked Thomas for a receipt, the 51-year-old could not produce one for the $140.47 worth of items.

The suspect started heading back to the store with the manager and police were called -- then things got a little grimy.

"Thomas told him that she had to use the bathroom badly when she suddenly pulled down her pants and defecated in the front of the store," the News-Herald reported.

She took off and when police tracked her down, Thomas told them she was having health problems, "again pulling her pants down."

After being taken to a bathroom, Thomas was placed in a cruiser. She then allegedly told police she had bed bugs.

Thomas was charged with theft and disorderly conduct.

(Source)

1 comment:

  1. Well, gee, bedbugs and diarrhea and trouble with the law. Somebody's having a bad day! O.o

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