Monday, July 21, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Need A Sword

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Originally Posted: 2014-06-22

I need a sword

I need a sword. Something large, of fine craftsmanship and sturdy. Must be able to cleave a moose in half with one to two blows.

This is extremely important. I need to arm for my time machine and i cant bring a gun to where im going, i dont want to give myself away as a time traveler and i have to fit in.

I would prefer something from the renaissance period, as i am trying to save King Louis XIII from bring executed. If all goes as planned, the present will change and i hope you all enjoy not having france a part of this planet anymore.

Youre welcome in advance.

This is completely serious and is not a joke.


  1. Hahaha! "Must be able to cleave a moose in half with one to two blows." Good luck with that!

  2. I missed that part of history when moose were used as assassins.



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