The "For Worst Results" one made me laugh out loud. :DGreat list, Cary!
"Hand lowered"?? Freaking wimpy toilets.
That Kingfish Combo label isn't very PC, is it? (But I still laughed.) I love lists like this -- they make me pay attention to labels, looking for the funny. I saw one once that said, "You No Bleach. You No Dry. You Hang." :)