Narcs! Your own cat?! Come on!
Cat Brings Home Bag Of Weed, Owner Tells Police
Authorities in Halfway Bush said they received a call from a nervous woman on Sunday wanting to report that her feline friend had just delivered “a bag of drugs” to her front door. When police arrived, the woman was eager to show them exactly what her cat had dragged in -- a baggie containing several grams of meowjuana.
“It was approximately 5g of cannabis, which has a street value of between $100 and $150,” said Sergeant Reece Munro.
Apparently, the cat was oblivious to the fact that not only is his human extremely lame, but also a boldfaced nark. Sergeant Munro says the woman was ecstatic to have the marijuana that her bad kitty brought home removed from her property.
"You hear of cats bringing dead birds and rats home but certainly in my career I've never seen anything like this before,” said Munro. "I guess you never really know who's keeping you honest these days, do you?"
Although the cat is not cooperating with authorities, Sergeant Munro says that his department is currently conducting a full-blown investigation in hopes of determining where the mystery bag of cannabis came from.
''We will continue our investigation and look at having the plastic bag fingerprinted,” he said.