Tuesday, May 20, 2014

When Thong Is Wrong (Of The Day)

It's that time of year. Get ready.

When it's on the outside...


When it's on the field


When it's trying to escape


When it's on sideways


When you both wear it


When it doesn't cover your goofy tattoo


When it's on this guy


When it's showing what no one wants to see


When it reaches your armpits


When it's on a dog


When there's not enough liquor in the world to make you forget seeing it


When it makes your ass look a little big


No complaints here


When it escaped from a nursing home


When it's worn by The Crypt Keeper

3 comments:

  1. I have to admire all those people with the self confidence to just put it all out there, regardless of what other people might think. For instance, right now I'm thinking I need eye bleach.

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  2. "When it's trying to escape." Hahaha! :D

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  3. Ooof. I'm trying to figure out why these people would even bother wearing a thong at all.

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