Wednesday, May 14, 2014

News: Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull

From The Onion.
Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull

MIAMI—In a further sign that the sluggish economic recovery continues to pose a challenge to the nation’s workforce, a report published Wednesday by the U.S. Department of Labor revealed that a growing number of Americans have had to resort to collaborating on songs with Cuban-American rapper Pitbull in order to make ends meet.

The paper, which attributed its findings to stagnant wages and lackluster job growth, confirmed that many poor and middle-class Americans have little choice but to pick up additional work with the chart-topping recording artist, often by contributing backing vocals, writing lyrics, producing Latin-infused beats, or repeatedly shouting the name “Pitbull” in studio sound booths as a means of providing for their families in this challenging economic climate.

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1 comment:

  1. Desperate times call for desperate measures! :-D

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