Tuesday, May 27, 2014

News: Man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table, say police

Insert "early withdrawal" jokes here.
Police: Man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — A man was arrested after he tried to take advantage of an ATM and a picnic table at a local bar, according to police.

A Murfreesboro Police Department arrest warrant Lonnie J. Hutton, 49, was charged with public intoxication Friday at The Boro Bar & Grille.

"Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM," said Officer Michael Rickard.

"Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM."

The suspect then walked around the bar wearing no pants while he thrust his hips in the air, witnesses told the officer.

Bar staff then escorted Hutton outside, Rickard said.

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  1. I suppose he just wanted to make a deposit at the ATM.

    As for the wooden picnic table outside--the word "splinters" comes to my mind. I would guess he regretted that decision later. =)

  2. OMG! Murfreesboro! And at The Boro! Well, there go my good feelings about that place. Perv.

  3. I have sex with an ATM all the time! I call mine "Matthew"..



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