Monday, May 19, 2014

News: Man Files Largest Lawsuit In History ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

Dipshit. They should arrest him for wasting the court's time.
World's largest ever lawsuit seeking $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages over a dog bite is filed in New York

A New York man has filed a lawsuit demanding what is believed to be the largest amount of compensation ever after he was bitten by a dog.

Anton Purisima, 62, is suing a long list of defendants including the City of New York, Au Bon Pain, and Kmart for $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is more money than currently exists on the planet.

Purisima filed his hand-written lawsuit in a Manhattan federal court on April 11 and is representing himself, reports Lowering The Bar.

Over the course of his 22-page lawsuit, Purisima claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a ‘rabies-infected’ dog on a city bus; before a ‘Chinese couple’ took unauthorized photos of him as he was being treated at a local hospital.

Also in the rambling and often incoherent lawsuit, Purisima complains that he is routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport.

The suit claims the pain and other additional damages he suffered ‘cannot be repaired by money’ and are ‘therefore priceless.’ Included in the suit as evidence is a photo of his bloodied finger.

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1 comment:

  1. He's representing himself. I believe that man has a fool for a client. *shaking my head and rolling my eyes* :-)



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