Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Bitchy Goat Wanted

california > humboldt > bitchy goat wanted
bitchy goat wanted

My bitchy Lamancha, Lulu, passed away suddenly last week and we are all devastated by the loss.

We called her the pitbull of goats because she was a tough bitch. Most people hated her but the herd respected her. My herd is mostly Sanaans and they followed her lead. They are lost without a leader.

Do you have total bitch goat that head butts and kicks and steps in the milk?

Do you have one that jumps up and down when you milk her and you hate her and want to get rid of her but you know no would take her because she's a bitch?

Well, I want her and will love her more than you can.

I am offering to take the royal bitch off your hands, and I will even come get her.

I only want a Lamancha, because they are the toughest of all.



  1. I don't like the way that goat in the picture is looking at me. Hahaha! Never turn your back on a goat. None of them can be trusted in my opinion. :-)

  2. If someone was looking for a wife who matched those qualifications, I'd be set.



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