Oh my word. These are so disturbing. Sexy must have a different meaning in Russia. Don't make eye contact guy and comb-down guy terrify me!
Forget sexy -- NORMAL seems to have a different meaning in Russia! Those long winters seem to have taken their toll on the collective mental health. Yikes.
Doing a mermaid might be fun, you never know.
God, I love the Russians! If the Iron Curtain hadn't fallen, we would never have been privy to all of this here in the west! "Don't make eye contact" is the best!
So much WTFness, I just don't know where to start.