Monday, April 7, 2014

News: Yoga Enthusiast, 68, Busted For Public Pleasure Session (But Not For Throwing Dead Animal At Passing Car)

They call his pose the Wanking Squirrel Hurl. From The Smoking Gun.
Yoga Enthusiast, 68, Busted For Public Pleasure Session (But Not For Throwing Dead Animal At Passing Car)

An elderly yoga enthusiast is facing a federal obscenity charge after he was spotted masturbating on National Park Service property, after which he picked up a dead animal and threw it at a passing car.

Bill Kachle, 68, was arrested last month after a United States Park Police officer responded to a complaint about a “disorderly male subject” along the Mount Vernon Trail in northern Virginia.

Two female witnesses pointed the officer in the direction of Kachle, a Washington, D.C. resident who was “holding a yoga pose” nearby.

The women said that they were walking along a bike trail when Kachle--who was waving his arms and “shouting odd statements”--dropped his pants and began masturbating.

“Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car,” according to a U.S. District Court complaint.

After flinging the animal, Kachle “returned to the trail, pointed at both women and masturbated again,” the officer added.

Kachle was arrested March 27 on the misdemeanor “disorderly conduct/obscene acts” count.

1 comment:

  1. Can't you almost hear him yelling, "Namaste!" while hurling the dead animal at the passing car?

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