He should move to Jamaica. They love Celine there. From Consumerist.
City Confiscates Man’s Electronics Because He Won’t Stop Blasting Celine Dion Song
There are people who like Celine Dion’s music, and then there’s a British man who took his love of “My Heart Will Go On” to such a loud, repetitive extreme that city officials were forced to confiscate his audio equipment to make him stop.
Across the pond on the fabled island of Albion — or England, you get it — neighbors of a 47-year-old man apparently obsessed with the French Canadian singer complained that he was constantly playing that one song, over and over and over again, reports United Press International.
Those grumblings led to the city council finding he’d violated a noise abatement notice times before, and it moved to take away his TV, laptop, speakers and PlayStation 3 — basically depriving him of the ability to blast Dion, or anything else (he also likes “Love Machine” by James Brown and the theme to Toy Story).