"I will greet this day with a song in my soul and a smile in my heart." That one made me laugh! Ahahahaha! Also, when I first saw the title of this post, I kind of thought there'd be a picture of Madonna in it somewhere. ;)
Skeletor is good enough, he's smart enough and doggone it- people like him!
The "Today I will be myself" one made me raise my fist in solidarity.