Thursday, March 13, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Rooster

best of craigslist > los angeles

Free Rooster

I need to get rid of this rooster i bought 4 days ago in Chinatown. ANYONE WHO WANTS HIM CAN HAVE HIM.

Its not that hes not a cool rooster, its just that I live in a close suburban community and its not zoned for like... idk fowl or livestock or something and everyone is mad at me.

He's literally the chillest rooster ever. When he's not kicken like a chicken in my bathroom he's driving around with me or sleeping in a box by my bed helping me pick up dah ladies.

I mean look at these pictures.

Yeah.. so please call or text me if you want him. His name is Prince Orsini Wallace.


  1. I'm trying to figure out how having a rooster sleeping in a box next to his bed helps him pick up ladies--hahaha! =)

  2. This is perfect- I'm always looking for cock on Craigslist!

  3. I'll bet that guy is all kinds of pissed that having a rooster doesn't immediately make you a chick magnet.



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