Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Unappetizing Food Photos On Instagram (Of The Day)

Trying to diet? This will help. From Buzzfeed.


NOTchos


Stouffer's lasagna. Cooked for fifty-eight hours instead of minutes. Dad never could work that microwave.


The middle one looks like a deep-fried squid. Eyes and all.


Indeed.


Sizzler side salad: $0.69 (Thousand Island dressing included and no, you can't have it on the side.)


Surely a child made this


Giant pan o' cheese. Does it really matter what's underneath?


Looks like something I found growing under a rotten stump in my yard.


Is that custard or leftover bacon grease?


That steak just twitched.


Deep fried shotgun shells?


The Thing


Salmon croak-ettes?


That's someone's tongue.


Pan-fried earlobes. Yum.


This what it looks like when fries die.


Are those maggots?


Church-supper Mexican Night reject. At least they tried to class it up with a styrofoam plate. Paper is so gauche.


(See more here if you're a glutton. For food or punishment.)

4 comments:

  1. "Looks like something I found growing under a rotten stump in my yard." hahaha!
    Yes, indeed! Love the captions, Cary. Your captions make everything better.

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  2. Salmon croakettes! HAHAHAHA! They were the way my mother made them. AND they stunk up the house.

    Awesome captions! Always my favorite part. :)

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  3. Hilarious! I love the meat spelled out. On the other hand, some of those photos look better than what you get on a long haul flight.

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