That Speed Queen note was genius!
Very thankful for my house right now. Apartment living must just be the pits!
My favorite collection in a long time. Well done Cary. PS: a cow's asshole??? WTF?
Sorry for any inconvenience from my 7 foot python. HA! Great list, Cary!
It seems that some people are very upset when they hear other people getting some. Must be a lot of frustrated people out there.But I have to agree with Ginni. This kind of angry neighbour angst is why I can't live in an apartment.
I love these! While in grad school we lived in married housing, surrounded by newlyweds. The people next to us had the loudest sex I've ever heard. I called campus security the first time because I thought she was dying. One of her favorite things to yell was, "Ohhhhhhhh, Rickeeeeeeeeeeeee." Every time I saw him in passing I would say, "Heyyyyyyyy, Rickeeeeeeeee!" But I never did leave a note! :)