I don't know, man, I wouldn't be that eager to admit that my penis could fit into a Swiss cheese hole.
Philadelphia Man Harrassing Women to Masturbate Him With Swiss Cheese
Philadelphia women are on guard in the Mayfair area after several women reported that a large white man drove up next to them in parking lots and offered them money if they would use Swiss cheese to masturbate him.
During the request, his genitals are exposed and he holds a block of Swiss cheese.
The Mayfair Town Watch Facebook page posted a warning to residents of the area entitled Swiss Cheese Pervert in an effort to locate the man.
The post warned of a man driving a newer model black or silver sedan and exposing himself to women. He is described as being in his 40′s or 50′s.