Thursday, January 30, 2014

Everyday Words And Phrases You Can't Say Anymore Without Some Jackass Grinning At You

And that jackass is me.
beaver
tool
wood
box
pole
stiff
organ
snatch
cock
pork
tongue
cream
blow
pitcher
catcher
back door
carpet
mow the lawn
trim the hedges
hole
rack
pussy
handy
69
limp
pitch a tent
explode
bulge
oral
pull out
hit bottom
girth
jugs
melons
wad
swallow
spit
stroke
coot
squirt
muff
Tang (breakfast drink)
mount
sack
frontal
oral
facial
water sports
anal
puddin'
spurt
sausage
weiner
milk
tap
action
get some
get lucky
taco
fish taco
hot button
tail
hit it
nail
wand
shag
prick
doggy
missionary
cowgirl
lay
gash
slit
poke
nuts
balls
blue balls
on the whole
pearl necklace
fur/furry
rug
rear entry/entrance
munch
snapper
shaft
plug
fruit basket
score
suck
spew
cat head

Got any others?


7 comments:

  1. LOAD. The words "customer load", "data load", "new load", "yesterday's load" are tossed around all day long here, and yes, I internally giggle every damn time.

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  3. head, finger, pump, blow

    At our house, the term was nap. As in mom and dad need a nap.

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  4. Plow. Everyone's a happy farmer when it's plowing time. :)

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  5. Hairy, Bean, Taco, Dick, and Willy.

    All names of my exes.

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