Monday, December 2, 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Centaur Level Rarer Than Unicorn BS!!!!!

best of craigslist > calgary >
 Originally Posted: Mon, 18 Nov 19:15 MST

centaur level rarer than unicorn BS!!!!!


All of the personal ads are being flagged in calgary, almost all. its indiscriminate and probably a drunk smelly pirate hooker trying to stop people in calgary from boinking. that or its jehovahs witness mormons...

It would be nice if they couldnt be so easily flagged without reason. then all these grognards wouldnt flag the ever-living feces out of personal ads. Al gore should have made the internet better...

AND I ALMOST COULD HAVE MADE IT WITH AN AFRICAN AMERICAN CHICK INTO FACIAL HAIR!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS!? SHE WANTED A WHITE GUY WITH A BEARD FOR ONGOING CASUAL ENCOUNTERS!!! THATS RARER THAN A F'N UNICORN! THATS LIKE PEGASUS SHIT! THATS LIKE CENTAUR GRADE MYTHICAL BEAST NONSENSE!!! I COULD HAVE DONE THAT SOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH....

Anyways its shitty and I cant find the ad and everything is ruined. I'm so distraught right now I might just go play Skyrim and fap.. and fap and fap and fap.

And if that sexy classy lady reads this I would totally want to hook you up with some nicely sculpted beard lovin...

serious like not duck dynasty but like most intersting man in the world but as a young guy with raging hormones and built like a 6'5" firetruck... not fireman but a mothertruckin fire truck!

And I'm supersmart and funny and charming and a great conversationalist... and humble as all hell!

I'm so laid back and on the ball it's shidiculous. And I invent words!

And whether or not you are that special lady I would like to offer all the ladies of this great country pretty much the same offer.

and I'm not trying to make money off this venture... nay nay... I work pro boner

News: Vandal Keeps Trimming Dick Sculptures In Bushes At Public Park

From Vice.
A Vandal Has Been Trimming Dick Sculptures Out of Bushes

by Alison Stevenson

A vandal has been invading the Windsor Sculpture Park in Ontario, Canada, creating dicks out of bushes.

Since October, there have been three incidents of bushes being transformed into leafy penises—completely ruining the artistic integrity of a sculpture park, which until now you might not have known was a thing—or is that just me?

The expert bush trimmer has not yet been identified, but their latest move was literally just spelling the word "penis" out of garland.

Either this person is getting lazy or this is some sort of transitional period for the artist.  Like Picasso’s “Blue Period”, but maybe more like the “Blue Ball Period”.

John Miceli, Windsor's director of parks and facilities, responded rather positively to the stunt.

“The sculpture garden is getting all kinds of attention, and the bushes in the sculpture garden are getting all kinds of attention. It's a good thing. Hopefully people will visit our sculpture garden more often and take a look for yourself."

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