Monday, November 4, 2013

News: Woman Runs Over Boyfriend After He Refused To Stop At McDonald's

Maybe she had to pee. That's what I love most about McD's: the bathrooms. From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: After Boyfriend Refused To Stop At McDonald's, Tennessee Woman Ran Him Over With Truck

November 1, 2013

After an evening out drinking, a Tennessee woman became so angry with her live-in boyfriend for failing to make a McDonald’s pit stop that she struck him three times with his own vehicle.

Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, Santiago Hernandez, 41, and a second man were traveling in Hernandez’s truck early Thursday morning when Brooks got mad because “they didn’t stop at McDonald’s,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

Brooks demanded that Hernandez pull over. When he complied, Brooks replaced him in the driver’s seat of the Chevrolet S-10.

While Hernandez was standing in front of the truck, Brooks drove into him, knocking the father of her child to the ground.

She then “pulled forward and struck him 2 more times with the truck,” police charge.

A responding officer noted that Hernandez had abrasions on his arm and back, and his “clothing appeared torn, consistent with being dragged on the pavement.”

Brooks denied plowing into Hernandez, claiming that he had actually jumped on the truck’s hood.

Link Of The Day: My Dick

I defy you to listen to Baker Dick and not piss yourself laughing. Click the pic to be entertained.

News: Nobody Dies after Two Planes Full of Skydivers Crash in the Air

Best headline ever. And not The Onion. From the Atlantic Wire.
Nobody Dies after Two Planes Full of Skydivers Crash in the Air

by Abby Ohlheiser
Nov. 4, 2013

Nine skydivers and two pilots survived a mid-air crash at 12,000 feet this weekend after those aboard were able to safely parachute to the ground.

Two of those aboard suffered minor injuries.

The surreal crash along the Wisconsin-Minnesota border left one plane totally destroyed, forcing its pilot to eject to safety. The other plane was eventually able to land.

According to a local Fox affiliate, authorities still don't know why the two planes collided, though they were flying close to each other at the time, one following the other.


Improved Paintings Of The Day: Kincade Meets Star Wars

From io9:

"Thomas Kinkade, master of the innocuous cottage paintings with warm, candle-lit windows and fluffy clouds just got upgraded with Star Wars. Watch as a batch of Stormtroopers set Kinkade's world ablaze in this astounding upgrade.

Created by artist Jeff Bennett, we would happily pay good money to allow Bennett to travel the world "fixing" the hilly scenes of Kinkade's work with Star Destroyers."

Link from Hannah.


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