Monday, August 5, 2013

Embarrassing Human Billboards Of The Day

Surely there are easier ways to make $7.50 an hour.

He could fart in there and they would just think it was
the kebab flavor they were smelling.

Hopefully they make wax sheets, too.

"Eat me!"

Lame lame

With liberty and biscuits for all.

What happens when he has to pee?

Yeah, you look just like Fred. Especially the jeans and the hat.

They win.

These I especially love. File under Law & Order & Creative Judges.

The flowers mean she's sincere.

250K? They must have a lot of crime in Harris County.

And this Coke.

Kohl's has headphones?

News: Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl

Rednecks: not just in the South.  Link from Jill Fox.
Wisconsin Man, Adult Daughter Arrested After Chuck E Cheese Birthday Brawl

TOWN OF BROOKFIELD, Wis. - A physical fight between a father and his adult daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Town of Brookfield ends with both under arrest.

The two were attending a child's birthday party at the restaurant this past weekend when they began arguing. The fight escalated in the parking lot. 

Police say the 39-year-old father was arrested for hitting his 20-year-old daughter in the face. 

The daughter was arrested for violating a restraining order.

The Journal Sentinel says it's not the first fight at the restaurant, known for its pizza, games and children's birthday parties. 

The previous week, two women who got involved in a brawl at the restaurant were arrested. Police say the women argued over how long a child was taking to claim a prize.

Cool Toy I Want Of The Day

How completely badass is this? The Adult Big Wheel features:

* Heavy Duty Steel Frame and Fork supports over 275 lbs
* Molded 14 inch Plastic Rear Wheels for power slides
* 26 inch Front Wheel and Custom Freewheel Hub for high speed coasting
* Super Wide Rubber Front Tire for superior traction
* Fully Adjustable padded seat accommodates 5'2" to 6'6"

I don't know about you, but when I was a kid, my Big Wheel was my most prized possession. The kids who didn't have a Big Wheel offered me all kinds of stuff in trade for mine--Stretch Armstrong, a trampoline (I doubt his parents approved that offer), G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip (TM)--but I wasn't about to part with mine. I wish I still had it, but now I can just buy one of these instead. That is, as soon as I scrape up $900. Yeah. $900.

These came out a year ago, but I haven't seen many around. Maybe if they lower the price, they'll sell more. 


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