Wednesday, July 10, 2013

News: Brazil football referee decapitated after stabbing player

Sounds like some red cards were given out.

From BBC News.

Brazil referee decapitated after stabbing player

July 7, 2013

Football spectators in northern Brazil decapitated a referee after he fatally stabbed a player for refusing to leave the pitch, officials say.

An angry mob stormed the field during the amateur game in the state of Maranhao and stoned Otavio da Silva to death before severing his head.

Police said the murder was in retaliation for Mr Silva stabbing player Josenir dos Santos.

One man has been arrested over the killing and investigations continue.

The incident took place on 30 June in the remote town of Pio XII, but news of the event has been slow to emerge. 


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News: Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover

From The Onion.
Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover

MANCHESTER, NH—Saying they had heard each one of his anecdotes “a thousand times,” local siblings Lindsay, Alex, and Danielle Curtis told reporters Monday they were tired of listening to their father repeat the same boring stories about his skillful, selfless lovemaking.

“I honestly don’t know if I can sit through another one of Dad’s lame stories about bringing Mom to unimaginable sexual euphoria,” said eldest child Lindsay Curtis, 18, explaining that her 47-year-old father “goes on and on like a broken record” with tales of his erotic expertise and generosity.

“That story about Dad repeatedly pleasuring Mom on their honeymoon, or in that hotel shower in Florida, or during that power outage in 1995 might have been interesting back when we were little kids and heard them the first time, but now they’re just getting old.”

“You can only listen to so many stories about Mom’s wild, full-body orgasms before you get completely sick of them,” she continued. “It’s like, ‘We get it, Dad—you’re sensuous and nurturing in the bedroom.’ God, give it a rest already.”


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