Monday, July 1, 2013

Song Of The Day: Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals (NSFW)

A classic from the late great Gilda Radner. NSFW for language. Link from the legendary Kip Sears.

Celebrities Without Eyebrows Of The Day

An improvement in some cases. From the Tumblr blog.

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News: McDonald's Introduces New 6-Piece Chicken NcNoltes

From The Onion.
McDonald's Introduces New 6-Piece Chicken NcNoltes

Jun 26, 2013

OAK BROOK, IL—Touting its latest menu offering as a grizzled, tough, and brashly exciting dining option, McDonald’s CEO Don Thompson officially launched the company’s new six-piece Chicken NcNoltes meal at a press event Wednesday. 

“America spoke and we listened—our new Chicken NcNoltes have the mouth-watering gristle, crusty seasoning, and leathery texture that our customers have been clamoring for,” Thompson told gathered reporters, noting that the new product is made with only the most weathered and world-weary portions of all-white meat.

“Whether you’re in the mood for a gruff, imposing dinner, or simply searching for a snack that looks like it’s on the verge of completely falling apart, our six-piece Chicken NcNoltes are certain to hit the spot.” 

Thompson added that the new Chicken NcNoltes paired perfectly with the chain’s mild and likable Ruffalo Sauce.

June Excellent Names Roundup

From the daily sidebar, in case you hadn't noticed.

So take one. Just spray when you're done, please.

Loved to gobble dick

Yes, please let me put my home, my car, and 
my family's future in the hands of a rodent.

This is the dawning of the Age of Quindarious

Willie Stroker, chicken-choker
Kills at solitaire, sucks at poker

Congratulations. Now hurry the fuck up before 
I miss my flight.

First name: Adolph

That Wang Liqin sonofabitch won again.

He's serious about watching your step.

No way.

Sister of that new rapper, Sir Loin.

They all have afros now.

I wouldn't shake his hand.

And you're ugly too!

Loads of white stuff headed your way.

Or you can see his partner, Bear Cooter

Aren't they all?

I bet you did, honey. I bet you did.


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