Wednesday, April 17, 2013

News: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

From The Borowitz Report.
PYONGYANG—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft. 

11 Things That Look Like Darth Vader (And 6 That Don't)

From Maxim, College Humor and more.

OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELL


Darth balloon


Darth-o-Lantern


Darth lamp


Darthbucks


Darth toast


Darthgoyle


Darth coffee mug


Darth Tater


Darthigami


You have fried me for the last time


Disco Darth



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Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Prosthetic Leg On The Bus

best of craigslist > portland >

Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m

I found a prosthetic leg wearing a Lucchese brand cowboy boot on the bus this morning. I'm not sure what brand the leg is, but it's only the shin and foot portion and it's not mechanical looking.

Rather, it looks semi-real--almost like it could be from a giant plastic doll or something. Here's a sketch.

I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and tried the boot on. Magnificent!

At first I wondered why a prosthetic leg user would have purchased such a comfy boot. Then I figured that you probably have another leg and foot that actually work and they probably really appreciate the cushion and arch support provided by the Lucchese boots.

I really hope I can meet you and ask you more about your condition.

I wonder what Koreans would say about you if you went in for a pedicure. Do you get charged half price for pedicures? That would be fucked up if you didn't.

Do you think they'd charge me full price if I went in for a pedicure with you?

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Worse Cooks Than You Of The Day

Some of these confuse bad cooking with idiocy.

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