Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Meme Of The Day: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

















News: Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance

From The Onion.
Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance

March 25, 2013

EVENSVILLE, TN—According to sources at local public relations firm Dolan-Cassidy, employee Ian Novak, 38, is positively basking in the solitary week of importance he experiences as organizer of his office’s NCAA Tournament pool.

“Hey, close call for Miami last night,” said the suddenly noticeable Novak, luxuriating in one of the few precious days out of the year when he is not completely ignored by coworkers.

“Man, we’ve had some wild ones this year, haven’t we? I’ll be watching the game at Flannery’s tonight, if anyone’s interested.”

At press time, the fleetingly relevant man was being simply lavished with attention from a colleague asking him if he could print out another bracket.

Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering.


I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or ever.



Dramatization? No way.



The way he says "Don't urinate on my leg and tell me it's raining" makes me want to urinate on his leg and tell him I'm urinating on his leg.



BMT? Should be BLT.





I'll pay you to stop singing.



Hmm, seems a little bitter.



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