Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

best of craigslist > austin >

Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)

Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.

Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.

Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)

Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.

Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)

Serious inquiries only please.
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Meme Of The Day: Overly Attached Girlfriend

Pretty sure I dated her.













Bonus: a fun article from TheFW about who the people in some of these memes really are and what they think of their unexpected fame.

News: Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake

Twat. Next time Dad should cheer him up with a 2 x 4.

From The Smoking Gun.
Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake

FEBRUARY 28--A Louisiana man celebrating his birthday got into an argument with his 77-year-old father and allegedly assaulted his kin with a “cookie cake” purchased by the older man, according to cops.

Investigators allege that Kenneth Fulmer, 44, left his family’s residence Monday evening after arguing with a neighbor. He reportedly went out drinking and returned to the Bossier Parish home intoxicated.

While Fulmer was carousing, his father Jack went out and purchased a birthday cookie cake to "cheer up his son," according to a Bossier Sheriff's Office spokesperson.

However, when Fulmer returned home drunk, he began arguing with his father and subsequently “battered” the elderly man with the cookie cake, according to a sheriff’s report.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Fulmer was arrested for simple battery of the infirmed and disturbing the peace. He remains locked up in lieu of $15,150 bond.

Naughty Women Of The Day (NSFW)

I do love a woman with a sense of humor. Especially a naughty one. Pics with names under them were sent in by LOTD readers.



Lindsey


Jami







Kelly

Queen B.


Mary




The Pirate Star


Got any of your own? Send them to me at listoftheday@yahoo.com
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