Corporate Logo Spoofs Of The Day

These remind me of my beloved Wacky Packages.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: R. Kelly

 

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Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator

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Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST

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I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if it's a part of the song "trapped in the closet."

Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.

Bad Lip-Reading Of The Day: Beyoncé

God, I love these.

Bad Knock-Off Brands Of The Day

These are huge among the nearsighted, dyslexic, and illiterate. From Rich Girl Red.

That's not chicken.

Good luck brushing the suck off this.

Sounds like Johnnie worked a little too hard.

Ugly by any name.

You don't Michael alone with your food, trust me.

Tenderness.

A more accurate description of this product's effect
than "dew."

Ralpl House

Watch out for the secretive goo. It came from
Michael Alone.

Adios, adidos!

Don't call him Bob.

Johnnie Worker wears these.

Made in China. No shit.

Via thaeger, Pleated Jeans, Buzzfeed.