These remind me of my beloved Wacky Packages.
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Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator
Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST
I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if it's a part of the song "trapped in the closet."
Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.
These are huge among the nearsighted, dyslexic, and illiterate. From Rich Girl Red.
That's not chicken.
Good luck brushing the suck off this.
Sounds like Johnnie worked a little too hard.
Ugly by any name.
You don't Michael alone with your food, trust me.
A more accurate description of this product's effect
Watch out for the secretive goo. It came from
Don't call him Bob.
Johnnie Worker wears these.
Made in China. No shit.
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