Yup. All of them. How about you?
From Huffington Post.
"YOU'RE CONVENIENT" SEX
"Say.. as long as we're trapped in this elevator..."
"ONE MORE TIME" SEX
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. You did it. Have fun living with the fallout.
BARTERED SEX
Sometimes you just really want some help putting together your IKEA furniture.
DRUNK SEX
A bunch of uncoordinated flailing limbs, plus an alcohol-sedated nervous system, does not a mind-blowing orgasm make. Nor do frequent visits to Lake Flaccid or Whiskey Dick Mountain.
FRIEND SEX
If it's great, you'll become "friends with benefits," or just laugh about it for years to come. If the sex is bad, you'll probably never ever speak of it again.
GOAT SEX
Ha ha, just kidding.
HOME-FOR-THE-HOLIDAYS SEX
Here comes Santa Claus.
CREATIVE LOCATION SEX
The stacks. A car. Your parents' bed. The outfield bleachers. Also known as "do-it-for-the-story sex" or "Dad-please-bail-me-out-of-jail sex."
See eight more types here.
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