Great dog, my Molly. Very protective, but confused.
The UPS guys bringing me goodies from Amazon
The Jimmy John's delivery guys bringing me delicious sandwiches
My daughter's harmless little girlfriends
The mailman bringing me a stack of bills every day.
Squirrels on the front porch, inches away from her.
Jehovah's Witnesses and other church people who want me to turn or burn
The shirtless crackhead trying to enter our house during a thunderstorm last year because "God wanted to strike him down"
The endless parade of well-meaning but pushy college students who want to talk to me about Greenpeace, Sierra Club, Chattahoochee River Keepers, and so on.
The neighbor who lets her dog shit on our lawn every damn night.