Monday, November 4, 2013

News: Woman Runs Over Boyfriend After He Refused To Stop At McDonald's

Maybe she had to pee. That's what I love most about McD's: the bathrooms. From The Smoking Gun.
Cops: After Boyfriend Refused To Stop At McDonald's, Tennessee Woman Ran Him Over With Truck

November 1, 2013

After an evening out drinking, a Tennessee woman became so angry with her live-in boyfriend for failing to make a McDonald’s pit stop that she struck him three times with his own vehicle.

Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, Santiago Hernandez, 41, and a second man were traveling in Hernandez’s truck early Thursday morning when Brooks got mad because “they didn’t stop at McDonald’s,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

Brooks demanded that Hernandez pull over. When he complied, Brooks replaced him in the driver’s seat of the Chevrolet S-10.

While Hernandez was standing in front of the truck, Brooks drove into him, knocking the father of her child to the ground.

She then “pulled forward and struck him 2 more times with the truck,” police charge.

A responding officer noted that Hernandez had abrasions on his arm and back, and his “clothing appeared torn, consistent with being dragged on the pavement.”

Brooks denied plowing into Hernandez, claiming that he had actually jumped on the truck’s hood.


  1. She must have really been jonesing for some fries!

  2. The first part of the first sentence says everything.

  3. What happened to the "second man?" Was he in the truck when Crystal Brooks (great name. btw) plowed into "the father of her child?" Poor guy. All he wanted was a ride to the Waffle House.



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