Wednesday, November 20, 2013

News: Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside

At least he's not bitter. From Gawker.
Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Nov. 15, 2013

A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his new girlfriend Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.

As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

"[I]ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"


  1. Wow, even a spotlight shining on it 24/7! Haha! That's the icing on the cake.

    He's like a rat terrier with a bone, and he's not letting go. =)

  2. Yeaaah, Alan's not bitter at all. He's feeling just peachy about the divorce and all. Reminds me of something that happened in our neighbourhood.

    I live in a community that has design caveats for house and landscaping. One year they tried to add a "no blue trees rule". For some reason the developer hated blue spruce. One person, whose yard was already filled with blue spruce, decorated all his outdoor trees with masses of sparkly blue lights for Christmas. It was freaking awesome.

  3. Hmmph. Bronze. Not silver or gold. I think he lacks true commitment. ;)

  4. I like his style. YOU ROCK, ALAN!

  5. Good for you. Alan,you got some balls to give that b woman the finger ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. WHO cares b what b she b says?. She left YOU, didn't she?! Okay. Here's just one consequence. Ha ha ha



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