Best headline ever. And not The Onion. From the Atlantic Wire.
Nobody Dies after Two Planes Full of Skydivers Crash in the Air
by Abby Ohlheiser
Nov. 4, 2013
Nine skydivers and two pilots survived a mid-air crash at 12,000 feet this weekend after those aboard were able to safely parachute to the ground.
Two of those aboard suffered minor injuries.
The surreal crash along the Wisconsin-Minnesota border left one plane totally destroyed, forcing its pilot to eject to safety. The other plane was eventually able to land.
According to a local Fox affiliate, authorities still don't know why the two planes collided, though they were flying close to each other at the time, one following the other.