Monday, November 11, 2013

News: Female Trio With "Big Booties" Suspected In Break-In

That narrows it down. From The Smoking Gun.
Female Trio With "Big Booties" Suspected In Break-In That Netted Flat-Screen TVs

A trio of women with “big booties” is suspected in a weekend burglary that netted them a pair of flat-screen televisions, according to South Carolina cops.

The break-in occurred Saturday at the home of a deceased Spartanburg man, according to a police report.

A neighbor told cops that she spotted two vehicles at the late man’s home, adding that the cars’s occupants were “three black females with ‘big booties.’”

The neighbor said that she saw the amply-assed women enter the residence, but did not see them depart.

The neighbor said that she later spoke with the dead man’s girlfriend, who told her that the home had been burglarized Saturday (police noted that the window in a rear bedroom had been broken).


  1. Well, good luck rounding up the suspects based on that description! HA!

    I'm a little confused by the police report. The broken window was 5 1/2 to 6 feet up off the ground? Were these big-bootied women extra agile to be able to get in or out of the house through that window? Did they bring a ladder or step stool with them? Did they haul the TVs out that window too? Where did the neighbor see the women enter the house--through the broken window or through a door? If they went in through a door, why would they need to break a window? So many images, so many questions. =D



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