I feel wiser already! I like the advice on the envelope. That would make me laugh if I saw it when paying the bills. At least it's a little different from the run-of-the-mill: "Don't forget to sign your check," and "Please write your account number on your check." "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." -hahaha!
"Stop taking heroine." Genius. Drug problem solved!
Elmo is so wise. :)"Other sharks cannot be trusted." Truth. They are tricky fish. Kids always have good advice -- simple, direct, and spot-on.
I feel smarter already.