Friday, October 11, 2013

News: Man Making Ramen In Speedo While Gaming Gets 20 Rockets Shot Into His Groin

Clearly the rockets wanted him put his fucking pants back on. From RocketNews24.
Man making ramen in Speedo while gaming suddenly receives 20 rockets to the groin

Oct. 6, 2013

It’s a scene all too familiar to many of us: You’re sitting at home playing some video games when you begin to get sweaty from the strenuous button mashing.

Like anyone would, you change into a pair of Speedos to cool down a bit. Then, feeling a little peckish after some more gaming, you decide to cook up some ramen.

Stop!!! Little do you know these seemingly innocent actions are a recipe for getting 20 rockets fired at your private parts.

This painful lesson was learnt by Mr. Ye of New Taipei, Taiwan on 1 October.

The 32-year-old man was acting out the scene described above at his home at around 10:00 in the morning.

Wanting to enjoy some tasty ramen, Mr. Ye brought a portable stove to the room in which he was playing games.

However, as he fired up his stove, its heat came into contact with a box of fireworks lying nearby and set them off. In total 20 rockets were fired, all of which hit Mr. Ye square in the crotch.

The impromptu fireworks show also generated loud bangs on four separate occasions.

It was these sounds that alerted neighbors to call the fire department.

When the emergency workers opened the door to Mr. Ye’s room they could vaguely see him through a cloud of smoke, wearing a Speedo, on all fours, legs spread, and yelling “Owwwww!!!”

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1 comment:

  1. "all the fireworks seemed to fly as if they somehow intended to hit him in his banana hammock" Hahaha! =D



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